Shut up and take my money!
Chuck Norris has created a survival kit that includes a variety of food that takes decades to expire.
Norris is known as a karate master, a bad a%$ fighter, and the endless supply of Chuck Norris memes.
The man has an image of indestructibility, so when he makes food said to be indestructible, it’s hard not to take him seriously.
The 82-year-old’s company “Roundhouse Provisions” has created an emergency food survival kit.
Side note… The “Roundhouse kick” name was born when Chuck Norris kicked around an entire house.
The meals last 25 years, to be kept in your emergency supply stash or when you go on extended camping trips.
It’s not just oatmeal either. Some dishes include Southwest Enchilada, Spicy Habanero Chili, and Creamy Pasta Primavera. To make them, all you need is water and heat.
Norris says he was inspired to make the food kits after the ice storm hit his home state of Texas in 2021.
feature image courtesy of Chuck Norris/Roundhouse provisions Facebook